Hate Read Live: the party report

“What the shroom-ghost of J.C. says here in Revelations is exactly the problem with Democrats”

“The Native New Yorker knows deep down that the most interesting thing about them is where they’re from rather than who they are.”

“New York Writer Types write about New York with a special braindead automatism"

“This is not to say that there aren’t assholes who are moms; there are many such cases.”

“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness as they bowed before this new altar of uncensored, uncurated, and utterly thoughtless photo dumps.”

“I wonder if I’m making it worse, like how you can drink too much water."

Hate Read Live!

“You are going to die whether or not your 14 followers heart your “why that monkey looking kind of thiqq” review on whichever CGI ape movie is currently in theaters.”

“It’s anti-effort, anti-society. It makes every individual into the center of attention."

“The fact of the matter is the large majority of sports media is an unending stream of frictionless player personality slop.”

“They are juvenile, they are an eyesore, and above all, they are nasty.”