yr tired vs. wired outlooks for 2020

Tired: spending your precious 2019 energy units debating people (dudes) who can’t seem to let go of their Bernie 2k16 bumper stickers.

Wired: forwarding them this McSweeney’s piece (we’re keeping the all caps stylization ‘cause in what other tone could one possibly read this in) I DON’T HATE WOMEN CANDIDATES — I JUST HATED HILLARY AND COINCIDENTALLY I’M STARTING TO HATE ELIZABETH WARREN and pretending you’re not actually sure if it’s satire or not. It’ll be like a fun game that’ll keep all of us nicely occupied until, ya know, NEXT year.