“You can tell from the glitter nails … that her style is genuine, even if it’s genuinely mediocre."

I hate Taylor Swift's outfits.

that’s her holding a grammy, obviously

Taylor Swift is fine. Her online presence? Fine. Her beefy, all-American relationship? Fine. Her music? Extremely fine (and this is coming from someone who listened to “Midnights” while staring mournfully out the window on a rainy Amtrak trip after a breakup). Taylor Swift’s outfits are also…fine. Which, to me, is a…