woke values first, t-shirt advertising as such, second
yeesh, Twitter. Especially for the media folks, you were so great. You are sometimes still great, and could continue being great. except for the fact that you were literally designed to be a Honeypot For Assholes, as this scathing BuzzFeed must-read investigation reveals. Let us now pray that somehow, Jack Dorsey can find the courage to live up to his #staywoke t-shirt and like, actually like, wake the fuck up???
And on the Channing Tatum beat: In honor of Step Up, that delightful treasure of 2006 pop culture and standout of the teen dance movie genre, responsible for bringing “dance battling into the milquetoast American mainstream,” as even this reluctant Mashable anniversary piece acknowledges, I recommend the like most Ringer piece ever: Tyler Gage vs. Will Hunting: Who Was the More Exceptional Janitor?
Like Deez Links? Forward to the Jenna to your Channing.