“Why are you, as a 31-year-old, blaming ‘eclipse season?’”

I hate astrology.

Rachel Ren / Unsplash. (Don’t forget to protect your eyeballs today! Don’t get snow blindness like me! -Delia)

I used to read my horoscope right after Garfield and before settling in with “Ask Ann Landers.” It appeared opposite the comics that I turned to first in the newspaper. As a child, I learned a few things from “Landers” author Eppie Lederer, mai…