when pop-ups just get u & ur indifferent ass self

The new trend with pop-up ads seems to be attempting to make you feel like a garbage person should you dare to opt out, but idk, in reading Julia Phillips’ “Lines of Text I've Clicked to Exit Pop-Ups, Ranked From Least to Most True,” I kind of just feel, like, understood, especially for #31 and #3. hbu?

Update: Deez Links is now live from New York!!! We even dropped off the Uhaul intact!