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Andrew Shrader's avatar

BANGER

But also like, we are so fucked

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Mar's avatar

not wrong, but also not a single solution offered for what to do in a majoritarian voting system where there will only ever be 2 parties

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Complexdrive's avatar

certified yapping

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Anton's avatar

This is the kind of piece that makes you laugh, nod, and then spiral quietly in your chair. Saruman is such a perfect metaphor I’m mad I didn’t think of it first. The worst part is how true it all feels—lukewarm centrism weaponized into a force field of inertia. No real villainy to rally against, just endless committee meetings and “messaging” exercises while the world burns. I don’t know if I agree with everything here, but damn if it didn’t articulate a bone-deep frustration I’ve been carrying for years.

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Sitora Rashidova's avatar

BRAVO!!! Best thing I read in a while! Can we spread it far and wide???

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sam verdile's avatar

Finally

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Haley's avatar

Certified electric. Inject it into my veins.

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yuca's avatar

wordddddd

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Trent's avatar

damn

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KR's avatar

I say this with a heavy heart but... this take is about as hot as a plate that's been sitting out on a diner counter since the Nader 2000 campaign.

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Lizzybv's avatar

I would vote for you.

Also, don't get me started on the marches. Full disclosure, I live in the dmv area, these marches do nothing to change policy. This isn't the 1960s and given the last 10 major marches, has anything changed? Everyone who is a real one knows marching is performative.

If you want change, get your self a lobbyist or a benevolent billionaire. Run for office? Who knows?

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Ak's avatar

I was fired up for the women's march on Washington in, what was it, 2003 or something. And then I saw nothing change and the inexorable march of chipping and then ripping away reproductive freedoms continue.

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Damara's avatar

This slaps.

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