What do ex-Gawkers dream of? probs this.

Miss Gawker? Ugh, same. Luckily, someone created a most wonderful parody/memorial site Gawken, featuring articles from “Robot Nick Denton” and “Tim Cook’s Toaster,” which makes it the perfect Friday afternoon destination for whiling away the hours before you can go and realize your perfectly pumpkin-spiced weekend plans, or just get started on “The Night Of,” finally, if that’s more your thing.

Like Deez Links? Forward to your fave autumnal gourd.