welcome to the new york review of condé

points won, points lost

A niche thrill: I was waiting around at my usual coffeeshop for a little matcha treat this morning when a guy walks in who I could have sworn was Gabor Maté, he of the soothing voice as featured in many a viral TikTok clip if you happen to maintain a very particular flavor of psychology FYP (last month he did a big interview/therapy session with Hasan M…