“We have got to stop doodling these dogs!”
I hate doodles.
Having a dog is one of those American dream things that, for the most part, remains undisputed: Marriage has been exposed for its mundane treachery, child-rearing has become fraught and expensive, and white picket fences? Not in this economy! Pet dogs, however, are regarded as a universally fulfilling experie…
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