“Want to look good in your wedding dress? Put it on. Walk down the aisle lined with everyone who loves you.”

This Glamour essay from Caroline Moss last week, I Gained 20 Pounds Before My Wedding and It Was Still Perfect, is not only great counterprogramming from a summer/lifetime’s worth of general wedding & wedding prep content, but it also exquisitely skewers a gag-inducing fail of a recent NYT article about the “perfect workout for your wedding dress silhou…