“Unless you have vetted an item and determined its taste is surprisingly good, a party is not the place for it.”

I hate when people bring weird drinks to parties.

No personal shade to DuClaw Brewing Co who owns this image but do not bring this over please

The discourse around parties is depressingly anti-social. I'm worried about a lot of you who seem to make the fact that you're having a bad time the fault of the party and not the fault of your terrible attitude. I say this as a freak that loves throwing parties;…