traumatized nerd thing + an oklahoman 11 + 4DX??...twisters was perfect

Plus: hot dog poem

Thank you Tatum Hunter for memorializing my thoughts in WaPo about assassin memes with maybe my all-time favorite quote: “The prevailing feeling is like, ‘This is like so stupid that it’s below me to comment,’ or, ‘I’ve given up taking things seriously so I’m just making tweets until the asteroid hits,’” she said. Ya I stand by it. Also, really good Lin…