tmz would have def. broken jackson & ally's wedding

We’re feeling equal parts roasted but also delighted over this Vulture article that imagines how the events of A Star Is Born would have played out in the news cycle. It’s a nerdily fun exercise to consider the particular flavor of takes we’ve come to expect from major outlets — the NY Post cover pun, Rolling Stone somehow dragging Halsey into everything, and Deadspin making excellent use of the word “blitzed” — though employer loyalty has us positing that BuzzFeed’s contribution would also have included extensive and breathless coverage of Jackson & Ally’s dog fwiw.

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