the unpredictable Out There and our growing preference for In Here

Do you think the tradwives are watching "Handmaid's Tale" like... aspirationally

On a freak protein-pilled whim last week, I freestyled something I decided to call “jacked pesto,” which involved blending half a pack of silken tofu in with the usual ingredients, because some influencer somewhere told me you could just do that with “any pasta sauce.” It wasn’t…bad. But it wasn’t good. -D