the NYT is your ambitious older sibling who just can't chill, can she

There are two kinds of people in this world: either you have an actual subscription to Wired magazine, or your paper goods budget is so tight that you can’t afford Kleenex AND Charmin on the same trip* — so just in case, for whatever reason, you haven’t read the Wired cover story checking in on A.G. Sulzberger’s plans for the New York Times, here’s the …