the devil works hard but publishing houses work wayyyy harder
Fun fact we only learned while reading Robert Mueller: Best-Seller? on the subway last night: special counsel reports sometimes get turned into books (that have actual literary merit and lead to Joycean comparisons???), which means the Mueller Report might be coming soon to a Barnes & Nobles near you (book signing @ The Strand TBD!!)!!
In the lil piece, the New Yorker even hilariously commissioned graphic designers to create some book cover ideas, though we are personally of the opinion that Mueller should go for the floral print trend. Just, ya know, make the flowers dead and like, extremely underwhelming.