So mobile spending is up, and oh also we might all exist in The Sims World one day guys

Omg you guys: so yesterday was Mary Meeker Deck Day — aka when this mega boss analyst/investor in Silicon Valley publishes her annual report on the ~state of the internet~ and all of media pays attention (mostly because it’s where all the scary stats on the decline of print get come from each year).

The trusty NiemanLab tl;dr is here, but do yourself a f…