so i never want to read the words “onetime Gawker whipping bro” ever again pls

Lots to roll your eyeballs back into your skull and check out the wallpaper up there for a good long time re: this Bryan Goldberg (tl;dr, the guy who founded Bustle & Bleacher Report, bought what’s left of Mic & thinks he’s going to pull off Gawker 2.0 and rOcK tHe mEdiA wOrLd as 35-year-old entrepreneurs named Bryan often believe) profile, but here are…