"Should I balayage?"

We interrupt our regularly scheduled extremely academic media analysis programming to bring you the most deliciously savage Tumblr ever: The Blue Off-The-Shoulder Dress from Zara, a chronicle of that ubiquitous dress/trend confirming that no, you’re not imagining it, that goddamn dress is EVERYWHERE, and pairing photographic evidence with captions that cut to the bone of every one of us who thinks we’re actually unique in our Bumble habits & sidewalk bouts of existentialism & taste in fast fashion.

In short, as my girl Gabriela proclaims, it’s just a an excellent *chef's kiss* roast of the New York girl persona, brought to you on a day when we could use the lolz. Enjoy!

Like Deez Links? Forward to everyone who owns this dress. I know you know who they are.