serious next level e-commerce

Daaaamn, BuzzFeed. In less than the three hours that elapsed between our Pussygrabber-elect calling them a “failing pile of garbage” and when my girl Julez texted me this link, the've gone and done what any publisher with some fucking next level e-commerce chops would: monetized it.
Check it out here — and maybe think about how ~nimble~ your own organization is when it comes to making $$$ off inevitable PEOTUS shoutouts in the future.
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