real q: DOES IT GRAM??

So I’m currently drinking a Dirty Lemon Detox, which is literally just overpriced watery lemonade “infused” with charcoal, and when I think back on the long, winding journey that has led me to this point, I blame Instagram.
As there is no actual evolutionary advantage of any kind to drinking tiny pieces of rock, I attribute this beverage choice purely to…
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