read this, not that [cover story]

Listennnnnnnnnnn I know we’ve riding hard on the MEL Magazine train lately but if this brief Twitter thread isn’t the best counterprogramming to The Esquire Cover Story That Shall Not Be Linked To, then we got nothin’ for you today — except, okay also this McSweeney’s article which, if you’re really curious about the Esquire idiocy, will replicate the s…