Parallel universe content coming atcha

Brb, just gonna go ugly-sob, because Zach Schonfeld at Newsweek compiled a few excerpts from real articles that would have been published across outlets like Glamour, New York mag, Vox.com and more — if Hillary had won the election last month. Lemme send you some tissues through cyberspace while we’re at it before you read.

Then, in an effort to pull yourself together to get through the rest of today, def. read the speech that WaPo editor / Spotlight starlet Marty Baron gave when accepting the Hitchens Prize earlier this week.

[Insert deep, soul-shattering breath here]

Okay, journo peeps. Let’s do this thing.

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