Parallel universe content coming atcha

Brb, just gonna go ugly-sob, because Zach Schonfeld at Newsweek compiled a few excerpts from real articles that would have been published across outlets like Glamour, New York mag, Vox.com and more — if Hillary had won the election last month. Lemme send you some tissues through cyberspace while we’re at it before you read.

Then, in an effort to pull yo…