on the delicate politics of frozen fish

This might just be my favorite New York Times article ever: Aquarium on Ice, a Lure for Skaters in Japan, Appalls Them Instead.
Too many golden quotes, can’t decide which to tweet/cross-stitch upon a pillow to preserve forever, but these are the top contenders:
“It was hard to quibble with the park…”
“We deeply apologize to all who had unpleasant feelings …


