must be a coincidence

If you, fair citizen, just ~happen~ to be pondering what a future of catastrophic climate change, limited access to birth control, senseless gun violence, and mass displacement might look like — you know, as a fun thought exercise not at all influenced by the incoming presidential administration — I highly recommend reading this New Yorker fiction piece: Diary of an Interesting Year, from 2009, totally coincidentally resurfaced in time for the end times — I mean, um, January.
Like Deez Links? Forward to *shudder* feral infants.