“Menswear is … a spindly glory hole that, if you dare jam your dick in, tickles for a second but mostly makes you feel broke and sad”

I hate menswear.

Artist’s representation of the stock image I would like to use but cannot afford to use, alas

Back in February at the Spirit Awards, the director and tastemaker Benny Safdie pulled up on red carpet in a covetable piece of outerwear: an ultra-distressed Kapital boro spring jacket, season undetermined, which retails for around 2 Gs brand new. It’s one of t…