meet the reporter who will take all of our jobs one day

While most of us spent age 9 preoccupied by rewarding hobbies like eating glue and thinking about dogs, Pennsylvanian third-grader Hilde Kate Lysiak is not only running her own goddamn newspaper -- “the Orange Street News” -- but she is also breaking hard news (uh like murder level hard news) AND, more amazingly IMO, shutting down the hater squad that h…