maybe hunter s thompson invented gonzo journalism, but caity weaver has perfected it

To be officially added to the Caity Weaver canon of excellent modern stunt journalism: My Magical Quest to Destroy Tom Brady and Win a Philadelphia Eagles Mini-Fridge at Super Bowl LII, which is even more fun than it sounds and still supremely enjoyable even a few days after the big dance or whatever the fuck y’all sportos colloquially call it.
Close readers of Caity Weaver will also enjoy the parallels to her legendary chronicling of that TGI Fridays endless appetizers challenge for Gawker (read it before vampire overlord Peter Thiel snatches it up!), and average plebeians of all types will just generally enjoy the zany ride and feel included in the sports convo.
Like Deez Links? Forward to a magical football baby.