kara swisher won't make your fuckin toast

You know Kara Swisher: executive editor at Recode, contributing opinion writer to the NYT (if you haven’t read the one she did on Elon Musk, let her description of Mark Zuckerberg as “A nice boy but, um, no” convince you) and all-around force of tech journalism who we’re hoping will be played by a gun-slinging Frances McDormand one day.

BUT did you also…