“Just send me the fucking photos!”

I hate asking for those pictures you took of me.

The CW obviously

Deep in my Facebook archives sit some of the thirstiest posts you’ve ever seen. Underneath the thinly-veiled lyric statuses and attempts to court a sophomore by commenting pure millennial cringe on all of his pictures sit 80,000 variations of the same pleading Facebook wall post: “Upload the pics plzzzzzz.” 

Back then, what I bafflingly m…