Just ~be yourself,~ unless you’re a media company I guess?
Today, in media companies tryna be not themselves:
LinkedIn tryna Facebook, as per usual, with a new Instart Articles-y effort. Do you guys actually read content on LinkedIn? I’ve only done so in hate-reading mode...
New York Times tryna Blue Apron. Not entiiiirely sure the link between the journalism gold standard and groceries, but will pay good money if this means local paperboys are gonna start hurling baskets of kale onto your front porch.
Unrelated, but: Hard to dodge all the Melania Trump coverage lately, but this Slate piece on her and nagging as a class issue is worth a read, if only to encourage you to make the preemptive decision that, in this enlightened age, the day ur future husband calls you a “nag” will be the last day of his life.*
And finally, over on Deez Links’ semiregular Magic Mike beat, can we talk about Magic Mike Live?!?!?!?!? Why have you not subscribed to the email list yet?!?!?!?!?!? What are you doing with your life?!?!?**
*I just made a blood oath to myself on this, and you should too.
**Wanted to include a Magic Mike gif originally but GOOD LORD are they all NSFW...