it was only a matter of time before we got an "i dated beto" essay tbh

We always knew this day was coming: when the online confessional/personal essay genre fully metabolized our obsession with “humanizing” politicians (and universal preoccupation with mediocre skater boys), giving us this: Beto + Sasha: the bizarre experience of watching my college boyfriend run for president.

We’re not sure what’s more uncomfortably inti…