isn't it divine we still love a good rhyme (sorry) (actually no im not)

Plus: Is FOMO the best kind of subscription drive?

I recently visited Trader Joe’s for the first time in…four years? It brought back vivid memories of when I was an intern on a tiny wil $25K/year stipend living next to the one in Foggy Bottom in DC. What a memory palace. Thai Frozen Dumplings, you’ve seen me through the worst, and you’re still here when I need you.