imagine copy editing this with a straight face
Yeah so Allegra Hobbes is totally right, this NY Post piece (....post?) from Friday is a journalistic dream thrill ride through all the possibilities of professional local reporting and the next-level diligence required to get every way-too-exquisite detail, right down to the description of the suspect and correct spelling of “Bananaversary Imperial Stout.” It’s honestly a shame that this gem went up at the very end of the work week, but listen it is never too early to think about 2021 Pulitzers, people!!
Pssst Deez Links turns 4 this week! Get her (you) somethin nice @ the merch shop, eh?
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