“I wish I had a picture of that hairball. I showed that hairball to so many people."

Anyone who’s lived in beltway DC and/or been to Barcelona Wine Bar on 14th street should read the Washingtonian’s roundup of incredibly DC dating stories, of which the highlights are: the first one, the hairball one (control + f that shit; I promise it’s worth it), and the Columbia Heights Target one. 

It’s deliciously cringey, and it also just feels lik…