i think about this bagel emoji post all the time and you will, too

There is a whole dang lot going on, almost all of it enormously heavy and pressing and terrifying, but dear Deez Links readers we just wanna take this moment to remind you all that this near-literary gem created out of what would otherwise be suuuuch a boring tech story — that is, Ey, I’m a Real New Yawka, So Heah’s What I Think About Da Phone Bagel Pic…