“I am the one, in order to avoid being roadkill, who must veer off … and let Monsieur Road Runner pass.”

I hate fast walkers.

yeah I know this is what you think you look like... (Jean Wimmerlin / Unsplash)

As it stands today, humans have no natural predators (though any woman who has ever existed near men may feel otherwise). I often wonder if the squirrels scurrying along the grounds of a hawk-ridden park or the  antelopes skipping through the Kalahari with a cheetah at their …