how truly lucky we are to be alive right now

If anyone tells you that we are not living in the Golden Age of Media, they are dirty LIARS AND CYNICS AND NONBELIEVERS, because Time Magazine today just launched its breakfast vertical.

Yes.

You heard right.

A BREAKFAST VERTICAL.

It is called “Extra Crispy,” and it is literally a site that covers breakfast, brunch, “and the culture surrounding it all,” and you guys, we should all take a moment to consider how thankful we are to be alive for this watershed moment in media.

(ALSO they are looking for a BACON CRITICS. As in, YOU COULD BE PAID TO EAT AND THINK CRITICALLY ABOUT BACON.)