hot cocoa is a crime and a scam

Anyone who has forked over $5 for a cup of powdery Swiss Miss bullshit knows that American hot cocoa is a CRIME and a SCAM and international dishonor to chocolate, which is why we are very happy that Michelle Delgado’s eclectic Scavenger newsletter finally tackled this issue: as we suspected, hot cocoa is NOT hot chocolate, the two are very different, and it’s because of capitalism, duh.

P.S. If you like Michelle’s newsletter, read our interview w/her here!! Now get thee some legit sipping chocolate!!

P.P.S. If you MUST settle for cocoa, at least make it on a stovetop and use this recipe / no this is not Hershey's spon con as much as we’d like it to be.