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cancel hannah montana for doing what she's always done- make (sometimes good, sometimes bad) music?! norrrrr

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i thought i was a hater but this series is proving that im not :(

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Miley Cyrus is and always has been for kids under the age of 10. Adults listen to her music when kids are in the car, prove me wrong. That being said, I thought "high on purp" referred to purple drank, not something you smoke? I could be wrong, no expert here. But the entire essay was negated by the Beyonce hate, completely unreliable narrator.

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She america greatest pandsexual

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I immediately flipped to google to read the Kobe police interview after that suggestion and BOY did it ruin my Thursday.

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i’ve come to the conclusion recently that miley cyrus is one of the greatest vocalists with an annoying voice.

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Can we talk about how Flowers is a milquetoast version of Lizzo' Soulmate? Can we!?!

First time I heard Flowers, I thought "Haven't I heard a better version of this song somewhere?"

I had and it was Lizzo. In Soulmate, she's advocating for unapologetic self love and extra fries. Perfection.

I'm sure Miley has been through some shit, but it sounds more real coming from Lizzo. Plus Flowers still centers some random dude and Soulmate celebrates supporting yourself through good times and bad. Damn, she's the one.

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Can I heart this multiple times?

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i was admittedly a fan of the first few miley covers but then they never stopped coming...? it's enough slices, miley, ENOUGH SLICES!!!!!!

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I was JUST thinking about this Dickie!!! Thank you!

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