get thee someone who can seriously fux with your Squarespace

As far as a ~balanced~ media diet goes, reading about influencer culture is like snacking on Veggie Straws. It’s not terribly fulfilling or helpful, but sometimes it does satisfy those random hunger pangs ( i.e., when you gaze sorrowfully at your Insta timeline and wonder if you, an unremarkable plebeian, will be confined forever to the less fun end of…