“Don’t worry, you don’t really need to care about ugly and/or fat people while you’re reading this book.”

I hate "Lessons in Chemistry."

Hey mama! Hey gurl! 

Maybe you don’t read much. One book a year is really a lot! Especially when you’re mommy-blogging and cleaning up after your little guys and going to “book” “club” with your best girlfriends and favorite $14 bottle of chardonnay. But hey, let me tell you about a book that’s perfect for you!

You’ve probably seen it on shelves at the on…