Cover letter (& overall courage) goals

Most of us participate in the masochistic ritual of cover letter writing ready to hand over our dignity, sense of self, general morals and firstborn son in exchange for five seconds of consideration under some merciless HR recruiter’s eye, but this aspiring junior copywriter does not have time for any of that nonsense cowardice:

“Your agency hates black women,” she thunders in definitely the most audacious cover letter ever, and then going on to gift us all a new standard to aspire to when it comes to being your truest & most ruthlessly honest best self. Brav-fuckin-o — someone hire her, stat!

Like Deez Links? Forward to your spine.