chalametian theory

A necessary question for Timmy post-"A Complete Unknown"

Did you know that you can have a vague little virus for a week that moves from your throat to your sinuses to your nose to…your eyeballs? That’s right, one of us has a wee touch of pinkeye now, very chic.

Also: I’m elbows-deep in getting Hate Read Season 2 ready for launch very soon... You guys sent in 170+ submissions, and I spent the weekend hootin’ and hollerin’ over some truly dastardly takes. There’s also a date locked in for a big live event in New York, so stay tuned! (And bear with me if Deez Links proper seems light in the meantime…Deez Links Media LLC has to do battle with the tax man and a few other springtime deadlines, plus a birthday! Though a birthday is kind of a deadline, too, if you think about it?

This week’s issue is for anyone who wants to discuss Timothée’s pursuit of greatness, plus the one question I think he needs to be asked in an interview next—and there are some quality TikToks, of course.