'cause iPhones and quesalupas got nothin on ~media innovation~

There will come a day when we gather our grandchildren around in our Martian homes and tell them about the olden times when BuzzFeed was just this website we scrolled through during college lectures, because good cat videos were rare back then, and our hoverboard-strapped offspring will look at us with their wide cyborg eyes and be like, “omg Grandma, s…