'cause gymnastics > rich angry men

Thought about linking you to the whole Gawker/Peter Thiel/Battle Of The Billionaires, but maybe another day. Today is ugh-back-from-long-weekend day, and as we are all collectively wield the mood of a sunburnt, hungry child until 6 p.m., we deserve a some reminder that the world is an okay place.

Enter: The New Yorker’s profile on the AMAZING American gymnast, Simone Biles, who is gonna fuggin’ kill it at the Olympics this summer. Lazy af? Watch the video of her routines here, if reading is just too hard today.

Deez Corrections from Thursday: Sheryl Sandberg is not a CEO (though maybe a CBO - chief badass officer), and a missed shoutout to Stef Hayes for originally turning me on to The Broadsheet!