actual l'art de twitter

Assuming you’ve already read the most important link from the weekend, let us pause the discourse/rage for a brief sec so that we can all adequately appreciate the pure art form that this entire Twitter...thread? quiz? modernized choose-your-own-adventure mastery? from @CORNYASSBITCH (<- get the full experience here):

I’ll tell you right now: every ~cool Twitter personality~ is steaming mad they didn’t come up with this, and if there was ever an award for top-tier internet performance art…this should go down in history. (Now brace yourselves for all the less-than-elegantly executed copycats…ugh @thedemocrats please do NOT attempt!!!)

P.S. Did anyone make it through the thread and not get fired??? We took it three times and only managed to get Beyoncé kidnapped...