About to ruin the Facebook "trending" section for u

Q: What's scarier than losing your media industry job because Facebook is taking over all things ~content~?
A: Actually working in a "journalistic" capacity for Facebook, curating and rewriting headlines for the "Trending News" section on repeat, until The Algorithm comes of age, takes your job and eats you alive.
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