a 2019 media version of "Would You Rather" where no one not named Jim/Bryan wins

It’s a dismal day in digital media when you can’t tell who’s worse off: New Gawker, under the questionable leadership of Bustle Boi Bryan, or Old Gawker, AKA G/O Media, under the also questionable leadership of Jim Spanfeller & His Ex-Forbes Frat, especially after reading this farewell post, The Adults In The Room, by departing Deadspin editor Megan Gre…